Insomnia-manial Interludes in the Early Morn...

(or, how Jeanie's Machiavellian mind conspires with 2014 to unveil the secret project)

Good evening - or rather, should I say, good morning, for the dial as just tipped past the 1:18am mark - I know this, as I have checked on its progress for the past 78 minutes.

Part of the past 78 minutes has been spent thus:

  • Me: Perhaps if I lie on this side and clear my mind...

  • Mind: ANOTHER BRILLIANT IDEA - WHAT IF WE HOP ONTO THE BLOG AND BLAG WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN

  • Me: Shhhh - I am trying to sleep.  How about I try flat on my back and meditate...

  • Mind: we can't go to sleep just now, we have to brainstorm - I have this surge of ideas that just require a bounce around.

  • Me: Can you do it without me?

  • Mind: no, no, no, no, no - it is only 25 days until that thing and IDEAS need IMPLEMENTATION!

  • Me: But really, we are talking about a dream -

  • Mind: that wasn't going to happen until you grasped the nettle.

  • Me: I know.  I can't believe I did that.

  • Mind: I can.

  • Me: Its your fault.  We could have stayed safe and invisible and just paddled through 2014 the way we have paddled through -

  • Mind: for 27 bloddy years.  ENOUGH. E-bloddy-NOUGH.

  • Me: but its so easy making excuses.

  • Mind: kicking the comfort zone out of the way now, honey - one, two...

  • Me: You are being too bossy!

  • Mind: That is because I AM the boss now.  No more pussy-footing around.  It's announcement  time, baby!!!

  • Me: Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! La la la la la la la la la....

  • http://www.standup.com.au/event/raw-comedy-2014-heat-5-sit-down-comedy-club



  • Me: Now look what you have done.

  • Mind: Three.  tee hee hee hee
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