Do you know how hard it is not to gloss over the little fissures that make up my life and just give you a glib "nothing to see here" - and how easy it is to not post at all when life is not peachy or easily glibbed?
As a result, day 1 will be a gentle stroll into the dark side...
Title of the above - "Naked Paris Enjoys Cracked Ice Yoghurt".
That will get the search engine numbers humming...